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So, erotic-massage – it’s them rubdowns that get ya all tingly, more’n just yer back, if ya catch my drift! Ain’t just oil and candles, naw, it’s hands wanderin’ where the sun don’t shine! I seen claims, folks tryin’ to bill insurance for it – “therapeutic,” they say! Git-R-Done, right? Makes me madder’n a wet hen – insurance ain’t for happy endings! But I gotta admit, I was surprised – some places been doin’ this since ancient Rome! Them Romans was freaky, y’all!